I just loved this and even though we all know that being a housewife would certainly be preferable to being a prison inmate, I thought you would get a chuckle out of it while comparing the two.

In prison, you get three square meals a day.

At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids to eat it.

In prison, you get an hour each day in the yard to exercise and mingle.

At home you get to clean the yard up so you can mow it so your kids can spread more toys all over it so that you can go out and clean it again because little Jr. can’t sleep without his latest lego creation.

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