A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited - she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it’s her husband.

“Hi Hon,” he says. “How do you like your new phone?”

She replies, “I just love it. It’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell. There’s one thing I don’t understand though.”

“What’s that, baby?” asks the husband.

“How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?”

If you happen to notice duplicates, please let me know. I’m sure it is hard to keep up with or will be sooner or later.

Q - What do you call a freezer full of blondes?
A - Frosted flakes.

Q - What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A - “Look, they’re not so smart…they spelled MACY’s wrong!:

Q - Why can’t blondes take coffee breaks at work?
A - They’re too hard to retrain.

Q - What do you call nine blondes standing in a circle?
A - A dope ring.

Q - How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?
A - There is ‘White-Out’ on the monitor!

Q - What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
A - An air pocket.

Q - A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in the third grade.
Which one is the biggest?
A - The blonde.
Q - Why?
A - Because she’s 18 years old.

Q - What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A - A “whine” cellar.

Q - Why do blondes have TGIF printed on their shoes?
A = It stands for “Toes Go In First.”

Q - Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A - It took her months to figure out that she could play it at night.

Blonde jokes for today. Don’t worry, we will certainly find some brunette and redhead jokes too!

• She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
• She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
• She told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
• She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
• She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
• She sat on the TV and watched the couch.
• She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
• She tried to drown a fish.
• She thought a quarterback was a refund.
• She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
• If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back.
• They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
• Under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.
• She tripped over a cordless phone.
• She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• At the bottom of the application where it says “sign here”.. she put “Sagittarius”.
• She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
• It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
• If she spoke her mind, she’d probably be speechless.
• She studied for a blood test …and failed.
• She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare centre.
• She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
• She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
• She sold the car for gas money.
• When she saw the “NC-17″ (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
• When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
• When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
• When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.
• She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate”.

Credit to : Web Wombat