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Keeping Faith -Powerful Women-
Jun 23, 2008 Author: Audrey The Jokester | Filed under: Clean Jokes, Jokes on ReligionEmailed to me. I just loved it. Wanted to share:
Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the
morning, Satan shudders and says, ‘OH SHIT… SHE’S AWAKE!’
Someone’s TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH
Nov 28, 2007 Author: Audrey The Jokester | Filed under: Jokes on Religion
From 10 to 1. I found this at: 101 Funny Jokes and thought you’d enjoy it too. Keep in mind that any “top ten, twenty, or even 100″ things I post, does not necessarily mean it really is the top of anything. 
It is just one or a group of people’s idea on the subject. It just may be that it is your bottom 10 on the list. and so on……
10. Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.
9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
7. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.
5. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
4. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!
3. Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early.
2. Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!
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