Yet another joke brought to you by my sister’s email. She loves these things and so do I. Enjoy!

Women’s Brains

In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.

Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,’ he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It’s an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

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Once again, sent to me by my loving sister. I hope you enjoy it. I laughed as I could see this actually happening. ROTFLMAO!

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers.

A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, ‘I have a Praise.’ Two months ago, my husband, Jim, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn’t know if they could help him.’

You could hear an audible gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Jim experienced.

She continued, ‘Jim was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation . They were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Jim’s scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place.’

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1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed leave in a pile.
2. Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound.
3. Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and scratch your ass.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
6. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.
7. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.
8. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.
9. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.
10. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light and fan on.
11. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.
12. Throw wet towel on bed.