http://www.funnyjokehumor.com Laugh and Laugh Often Tue, 15 Jul 2008 03:39:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Yet another joke brought to you by my sister's email. She loves these things and so do I. Enjoy! Women's Brains In the hospital, the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer ... http://www.funnyjokehumor.com/archives/2008/07/womens-brains-are-cheaper-to-buy Emailed to me. I just loved it. Wanted to share: Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says, 'OH SHIT... SHE'S AWAKE!' http://www.funnyjokehumor.com/archives/2008/06/keeping-faith-powerful-women I thought this was somewhat tasteful. Funny if you consider Bush's knowledge on other countries and their cultures. So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office. "Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today." Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries ... http://www.funnyjokehumor.com/archives/2008/05/the-war-in-iraq-a-tasteful-joke-sort-of Once again, sent to me by my loving sister. I hope you enjoy it. I laughed as I could see this actually happening. ROTFLMAO! The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express Praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, 'I have ... http://www.funnyjokehumor.com/archives/2008/04/a-very-grateful-wife I just loved this and even though we all know that being a housewife would certainly be preferable to being a prison inmate, I thought you would get a chuckle out of it while comparing the two. :D In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three ... http://www.funnyjokehumor.com/archives/2008/03/housewives-vs-being-a-prison-inmate I think I qualify now for old fart jokes seeing that I am 50 now. Here's a cute one: Going the Wrong Way As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Picking up, he heard his wife, her voice high with anxiety, warn him, "Henry, I just ... http://www.funnyjokehumor.com/archives/2008/02/wrong-way I have not quite had this happen but I have come close. Stranded On duty as a customer-service representative for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver who needed a tow. He was stranded on a busy highway, but he didn't know the make of the car he was ... http://www.funnyjokehumor.com/archives/2008/02/more-fun-from-readers-digest Cute one from Reader's Digest.  Checkout Restrictions I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the checkout line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come ... http://www.funnyjokehumor.com/archives/2008/02/a-funny-thing-happened Democrats versus Republicans 1. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. 2. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out. 3. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint ... http://www.funnyjokehumor.com/archives/2008/02/democrats-versus-republicans-pt-1 My sister sent this to me in the email this morning and thought it worthy to post on here. Do not know the origin, so just read and enjoy it! Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have ... http://www.funnyjokehumor.com/archives/2008/01/top-ten-thoughts-to-ponder-for-2008