Back in 2003 it was: “I am addicted to prescription pain medication.”

1. In 1995: “Too many whites are getting away with drug use…Too many whites are getting away with drug sales…The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river, too.”

2. “He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act. … This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn’t take his medication or he’s acting.” –on an ad by Michael J. Fox endorsing Claire McCaskill for Senate for supporting embryonic stem cell research

3. “And don’t forget, Sherrod Brown is black. There’s a racial component here, too. And now, the newspaper that I’m reading all this from is The New York Times, and they, of course, don’t mention that.” –on the 2006 Ohio Senate primary race involving then-Rep. Sherrod Brown (D-OH), who is white

4. “This is no different than what happens at the Skull and Bones initiation…I’m talking about people having a good time, these people, you ever heard of emotional release? You ever heard of the need to blow some steam off?” –on the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal

5. “The phony soldiers.” –on U.S. service members who support withdrawal from Iraq

Humorous portrayal.

Well now this is different. Found this along the trail of my escapades today. Hmm.. did I spell that right? Anyway, here is out next Star Wars hit.

From 10 to 1. I found this at: 101 Funny Jokes  and thought you’d enjoy it too. Keep in mind that any “top ten, twenty, or even 100″ things I post, does not necessarily mean it really is the top of anything. It is just one or a group of people’s idea on the subject. It just may be that it is your bottom 10 on the list. and so on……

10. Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.

1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

I been waiting a long time for Schroeder to grow some Peanuts. Pun intended.